Om man känner sig lite misslyckad någon dag...

.... så finns det alltid en person som har det värre.

George Costanza: Hi, my name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

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George Costanza: I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think "That's why I'm not a heterosexual."

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George Costanza: What kind of a person are you?

Jerry: I think I'm pretty much like you, only successful.

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George Costanza: Jerry, what gives you pleasure?

Jerry: Listening to you. I come in here, I listen to you, I feel better. Your misery is my pleasure.

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