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Igår var min kollega Peter här och visade upp lilla guldklimpen Evelina, 10 veckor. Jag har blivit bebistokig. Inte så att jag ska sluta med p-pillren eller så men jag vet nu att jag nån gång kommer att vilja ha barn. Och då får man hålla tummarna över att man får ett barn vackert som Love.


Vidare har man inte fått lön. Nya jobbet visste jag skulle komme på måndag men gamla cp-organisationen SMART verkar inte ha ett enda rätt. Min gamla kollega sa att den kanske kommer till lunch men nåt sånt har jag aldrig varit med om. Midnatt or nothing. Ser fram emot en helg inom hemmets fyra väggar isåfall.

Och så lite kul.

The Day the Penis asked for a Raise

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,
P. Niss

The Response:

Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you
have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in
order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the
correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,
V. Gina

I mitt fall har jag varken varit med om några initiativ, dubbla skift, smuts eller påsar på ett sjuhelvettes tag nu.

/Clara